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How to Play Off Falling on Ice

by Justin Kramer
January 22, 2018 5:34pm

Slipping on ice is never a good look. Justin Kramer '21 breaks down how to salvage your ego when you take a tumble.

Dartbeat Interviews: Luke Cuomo

by Cindy Zhu
January 22, 2018 4:51pm

We interviewed a minor (major?) celebrity here at Dartmouth — Luke Cuomo ’20, creator of Dartmouth Memes for Cold AF Teens. 

by Isabel Adler
January 19, 2018 8:09pm

Least Grim Places to Study for Finals

by Lily Johnson
November 15, 2017 10:04pm

How to Avoid the Freshman Plague

by Justin Kramer
November 14, 2017 1:00pm

At some point the freshman plague — that ambiguous sickness that seems to hit right around midterms week and never leave — catches up to everyone. ...

Dartbeat Investigates: Are Foco Cookies Under Threat?

by Joe Regan
November 14, 2017 12:16pm

As our readers know, Dartbeat is a rigorous and hard-hitting journalism source. As such, we have conducted a totally real and not at all fictional investigation ...

Potential Facebook Album Titles for Freshmen

by Nicole Aboodi
November 9, 2017 11:50am

Nine Better Ways to Ask Someone to Formal

by Isabel Adler
November 9, 2017 9:45am

Struggling to find a way to ask that cutie in your econ class to formal? It’s true that a flitz is flattering to receive. And being asked in person ...

Twinning Equals Winning: Lily Clark ’20 and Lizzie Clark ’20

by Justin Kramer
November 7, 2017 10:00am

“Doppelgängers” Lily and Lizzie Clark ’20 share an uncanny resemblance. Coupled with their remarkably similar upbringings, their identical looks ...

Better Places to Build a Dorm than College Park

by Carolyn Silverstein
November 6, 2017 2:53pm

Recently, our fearless leader College President Phil Hanlon announced that the College would be looking into the feasibility of housing 750 undergraduates ...

Flowchart: How to Find That Person You Met During Trips

by Gigi Grigorian
November 3, 2017 2:00pm

Trips is an undeniably overwhelming experience for incoming Dartmouth students. This summer, '21s encountered countless new people in the span of just ...

Where and How to Use Your Pause Pod

by Carolyn Silverstein
November 3, 2017 12:06pm

With finals season fast approaching and Dartmouth students growing more stressed by the minute, it’s important to reflect. What has this term taught ...

How to Finesse DBA

by Lindsey Reitinger
October 26, 2017 12:24pm

Knowing how to avoid long food lines is useless if you’ve been bankrupted by the Hop’s new prices and your KAF order. Try these 6 easy, realistic ...

Thirteen Songs for an Alternative Foco Playlist

by Nicole Aboodi
October 26, 2017 12:00pm

As you walk into Foco and survey the scene, debate whether to give into your cravings for a cookie or go for the healthier options and consider dark side ...

Ten Last-Minute Dartmouth Halloween Costumes

by Nicole Aboodi
October 26, 2017 9:23am

As Halloween nears, you’re probably hit with a wave of panic: it was midterms, you were browsing through courses for winter term or eh, let’s be honest, ...

Freshmen vs Seniors in the Frats

by Lily Johnson
October 25, 2017 9:02pm

It’s that time of year again: the end of the six-week ban on first-years in Greek houses. ’21s are running around Webster Avenue only to realize that ...

Double Double: Tony DiPadova '19 and Oliver Chartock '21, the Newest Doppelgängers

by Justin Kramer
October 25, 2017 3:34pm

Yet another duo of doppelgangers has arrived on campus-- meet Tony DiPadova '19 and Oliver Chartock '21.

Guide to a Freshman's Night Out

by Isabel Adler
October 24, 2017 11:18pm

What’s more lit than the bonfire on Homecoming night? The Fays on literally any other day of the frat ban! Now that the ban is over, here’s your step-by-step ...

Seven Signs It's Week Seven

by Sloane Papa
October 24, 2017 8:59pm

Drowning in work? Feeling sick? Don't have the willpower to turn down a "need 1" request? Don't worry, it's just week 7, and here are 7 signs of week ...

Fall Trees at Dartmouth: An Objective Ranking

by Gigi Grigorian
October 23, 2017 9:14pm

Fall at Dartmouth means many things: Barbour jackets galore, overheated classrooms and picturesque nature. Walking from class to class, it’s hard not ...