If Celebs Went Fratting
Oprah Winfrey
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Go-To House: Literally any house.
Go-To Move: Handing out Keystones at the bar, even if she’s not affiliated.
Kim Kardashian
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Go-To House: Whichever one has the best photo-ops.
Go-To Move: Taking selfies in front of sophomore summer walls.
Serena Williams
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Go-To House: KDE — powerful women and many, many pong tables!
Go-To Move: Winning Masters.
Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Go-To House: Bones Gate — it has the biggest stage.
Go-To Move: Taking over the live music.
Tiffany Haddish
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Go-To House: GDX or TDX
Go-To Move: Tearing it up on the dance floor — in her white dress, of course!
John Mulaney
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Go-To House: Wherever his friends say they’re going.
Go-To Move: Cracking jokes in the corner.
Lady Gaga
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Go-To House: Whoever’s hosting a theme party that night.
Go-To Move: Showing up in full flair.
Terry Crews
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Go-To House: He loves them all equally.
Go-To Move: Carrying any and all night-out supplies in a fanny pack.
Mindy Kaling
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Go-To House: Sigma Delta — yes, she was a sister (for a time)!
Go-To Move: Collis Late Night. (She is an alum, after all.)
Phil Hanlon
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Go-To House: Alpha Delta (RIP in peace)
Go-To Move: “Who wants to go to an Alternative Social Space?”
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