Moderately Good Advice with Gardner and Kate
Dear Gardner and Kate, I have a two-room double, which is great, but the walls are really thin so my roommate and her boyfriend are keeping me up at night.
Dear Gardner and Kate, I have a two-room double, which is great, but the walls are really thin so my roommate and her boyfriend are keeping me up at night.
You go to the Heorot highlighter party. Some freshman sets off the alarm by going out the front door of 1902. You check your phone and it's 2:11 a.m. Lose your jacket with your keys, phone, wallet, passport, a family heirloom and your dignity. You leave the highlighter party alone.
The Great Vermont Corn Maze does not mess around. Four friends and I arrived at the maze in Danville 20 minutes after the maze's "last entry" at 2 p.m.
'14 Sigma Delt: I'm just looking for a left-handed boyfriend so I can always play strong side. '15 Girl: Do you think that adult diapers are sold in packages? '13 Girl: I hate that Dartmouth made me change my password.'13 Boy: Me too.'13 Girl: What did you change yours to? '13 AZD: Oh my God, I went to the wrong room and ended up at a Tri-Delt pizza party. Geography prof.
"Through fire and water, from the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth.
Twins have fascinated me ever since I discovered that they were real. How could it possibly happen, I would wonder, that a fortunate assortment of individuals got to exist in doubles?
The nature of sibling relationships is tricky you have to unconditionally love each other, but you can't help hating all those little quirks that only become visible after years of living with a person.
Allison Wang / The Dartmouth Remember when you trolled websites like "College Prowler" and "Rate My Professor" the summer before freshman year, looking for advice about how to navigate the foreign waters of Dartmouth?
Dear Gardner and Kate, Why is there a vending machine next to GreenPrint on FFB? Do you think this is a good idea?Inquisitive Irene '06 Gardner: I have a few problems with this vending machine.
We often talk about Dartmouth's tight-knit community, and yet this same community can seem overwhelmingly large at times.
Rebecca Xu / The Dartmouth Staff Having a sibling that is close in age to you is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever, especially if they are the same gender.
Stepping out of your siblings' shadows in college.
Have you ever had a night so insanely crazy, just the sheer retelling of it incites wonder and confusion?
Prince William and Prince Harry. Are they even real brothers?!? Mary Kate and Ashley.
Most definitions of a sibling relationship are highly subjective. Some prefer to casually coexist like the acquaintances you wave to at the grocery store, while others swear by the deep-rooted blood ties that unite their souls.
'13 Girl: What's an ally?'13 Guy: It means that if the gay community goes to war, you've agreed to fight on their side. '13 Girl: My thesis advisor told me to use endnotes instead of footnotes.Prof: Is your thesis advisor on crack? '16 Guy 1 at football tailgate: What's this tailgate for anyways?
Karen Wen / The Dartmouth Nathan Yeo / The Dartmouth Senior Staff We all grew up hearing a variety of myths.
"Dartmouth is the biggest voting bloc in New Hampshire." This is a myth that can be busted right away.
Pollen, pet dander and peanuts all are common allergies in this day and age. Find yourself a squeamish four-year-old, and chances are the kid has all three.
You are handed a cup. There is some unidentifiable concoction sloshing around inside. This is definitely not something you can buy at Stinson's.