'13 Girl: What's an ally?'13 Guy: It means that if the gay community goes to war, you've agreed to fight on their side.
'13 Girl: My thesis advisor told me to use endnotes instead of footnotes.Prof: Is your thesis advisor on crack?
'16 Guy 1 at football tailgate: What's this tailgate for anyways? '16 Guy 2: Women's Club Soccer?
'15 Guy: I wish they'd schedule the presidential debate around meetings.
'12 Girl doing TFA: I keep trying to lesson plan and then find myself on OKCupid.
'13 Girl: Wait, Jane from "Tarzan" isn't Jane Goodall?
'13 Girl: I was bopping too hard. It was an a cappella injury.
