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The Dartmouth
May 28, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

'13 Girl: What's an ally?'13 Guy: It means that if the gay community goes to war, you've agreed to fight on their side.

'13 Girl: My thesis advisor told me to use endnotes instead of footnotes.Prof: Is your thesis advisor on crack?

'16 Guy 1 at football tailgate: What's this tailgate for anyways? '16 Guy 2: Women's Club Soccer?

'15 Guy: I wish they'd schedule the presidential debate around meetings.

'12 Girl doing TFA: I keep trying to lesson plan and then find myself on OKCupid.

'13 Girl: Wait, Jane from "Tarzan" isn't Jane Goodall?

'13 Girl: I was bopping too hard. It was an a cappella injury.