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May 9, 2026
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Top 5 things you don't want to happen to you at night

  1. You go to the Heorot highlighter party.
  2. Some freshman sets off the alarm by going out the front door of 1902.
  3. You check your phone and it's 2:11 a.m.
  4. Lose your jacket with your keys, phone, wallet, passport, a family heirloom and your dignity.
  5. You leave the highlighter party alone.

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