- You go to the Heorot highlighter party.
- Some freshman sets off the alarm by going out the front door of 1902.
- You check your phone and it's 2:11 a.m.
- Lose your jacket with your keys, phone, wallet, passport, a family heirloom and your dignity.
- You leave the highlighter party alone.
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