- You go to the Heorot highlighter party.
- Some freshman sets off the alarm by going out the front door of 1902.
- You check your phone and it's 2:11 a.m.
- Lose your jacket with your keys, phone, wallet, passport, a family heirloom and your dignity.
- You leave the highlighter party alone.
More from The Dartmouth
The Best Cider in Hanover
By
Helen Deng
| June 4, 2025
Mirror Asks: One Last Hurrah
By
The Dartmouth Mirror Staff
| June 4, 2025
Freak of the Week: Friendcest
By
Eli Moyse
and Leila Brady
| June 4, 2025