'14 Sigma Delt: I'm just looking for a left-handed boyfriend so I can always play strong side.
'15 Girl: Do you think that adult diapers are sold in packages?
'13 Girl: I hate that Dartmouth made me change my password.'13 Boy: Me too.'13 Girl: What did you change yours to?
'13 AZD: Oh my God, I went to the wrong room and ended up at a Tri-Delt pizza party.
Geography prof. discussing article he wrote: We got silly, basically, one saturday morning.
'16 in Hop line: I'm a history and econ major that's pre-med.
'16 Girl: Wait, so are the two local sororities KDE and Sig Ep?
