- Prince William and Prince Harry. Are they even real brothers?!?
- Mary Kate and Ashley. Except that they would probably drop out after a year. Too real.
- The Weasley brothers. You know, in case our next president turns out to be another Dolores Umbridge.
- The Kennedys. Maybe we'd finally get that Taylor Swift concert, after all.
- Paris and Nicky Hilton. Nevermind.
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