I wrote this at 3 a.m.
I take personal offense to this week's theme, since just two weeks ago I wrote about how one of the things I am definitely right about is how grossly overrated Harry Potter is.
I take personal offense to this week's theme, since just two weeks ago I wrote about how one of the things I am definitely right about is how grossly overrated Harry Potter is.
I've found myself in some scary places over the past three terms.
*If you could have any magical object from Harry Potter at Dartmouth, what would it be?**## "The Time Turner so I can do everything I want to do." John D'Antonio '14 "Voldemort's wand so I can fck sht up." Matt Bossart '14 "I would choose the Marauder's Map so I could find the hidden passageways of Dartmouth." Shelley Carpeni '12 "Oh that's easy!
Hogwarts + Disneyland = Dartmouth. I still have the hunter green shirt with this phrase emblazoned on it hidden in a drawer somewhere.
Dartmouth students like gossip and secrets but sometimes the mundane "who's rushing where" and "what's happening when" just doesn't do it for us.
STEVE ELLIOTT / The Dartmouth Staff Big Face Time Comix
Harrypotter.wikia.com It all started in Book Four Harry had the hots for Cho Chang, Victor Krum was crushing on Hermione and even Neville was finally getting some action.
YOON JI KIM / The Dartmouth Staff *Have you ever wondered what ties you to all the other people eating in Collis or studying in the 1902 Room?
I hate fancy food terms. Sure, the word "aioli" may roll off the tongue, but how hard is it to just say "dip"? I mean, how many times have you sat down at a nice restaurant, been handed the menu and then just stared at it for a good 10 minutes just trying to decipher it all?
CATHERINE TREYZ / The Dartmouth Senior Staff There's not a lot to navigating around Hanover, but all mischievous Dartmouth students could use a little help now and then.
Late one night in the bowels of the Sherman stacks, an idea slithered into my brain like a Yeerk.
Cover by SAYEH GORJIFARD / The Dartmouth Staff For those of you currently living under a rock or alone with the Dursleys Emma Watson recently announced that she won't be returning to Brown.
So I have a huge problem with the theme of this week's issue. Basically, I've been begging for this to happen since I joined The Mirror staff freshman Fall and had given up all hope that the "Harry Potter Issue" would ever come to be.
The man who taught me how to fish killed himself on Easter morning. It's not typically my style to use tragedy as a prop for my writing, but my mind has been consumed by thoughts of him since I heard the news.
Dartmouth is a bit of an anomaly. How can you take 4,200 of the most competitive students in the country and expect them to peacefully coexist in a world supposedly devoid of competition?
So Charlie Sheen didn't teach you enough about winning? Pregnant, alone and standing on the roof of the church on West Wheelock with a Twisted Tea, Zoloft and a little bit of water?
Flash back to your senior year of high school. You were the president of a bunch of organizations.
It's fairly obvious that Dartmouth students have made "being social" a competition. It's the reason so many students are disenchanted with the social scene.
Catherine Treyz / The Dartmouth Senior Staff After enduring a brutal basement-style beating by Christina, I knew I had to get back at my cup-sinking co-editor.
Sean: YO, MAN you gotta chill out sometime. Cut that heavy-handed writing, take a deep breath and kick it like I do.