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December 26, 2025 | Latest Issue
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I wrote this at 3 a.m.

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I take personal offense to this week's theme, since just two weeks ago I wrote about how one of the things I am definitely right about is how grossly overrated Harry Potter is.



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The Mirror asks you:

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*If you could have any magical object from Harry Potter at Dartmouth, what would it be?**## "The Time Turner so I can do everything I want to do." John D'Antonio '14 "Voldemort's wand so I can fck sht up." Matt Bossart '14 "I would choose the Marauder's Map so I could find the hidden passageways of Dartmouth." Shelley Carpeni '12 "Oh that's easy!


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Frosty's corner

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Hogwarts + Disneyland = Dartmouth. I still have the hunter green shirt with this phrase emblazoned on it hidden in a drawer somewhere.


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Alohomora!

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Dartmouth students like gossip and secrets but sometimes the mundane "who's rushing where" and "what's happening when" just doesn't do it for us.



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The Hogwarts 7

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Harrypotter.wikia.com It all started in Book Four Harry had the hots for Cho Chang, Victor Krum was crushing on Hermione and even Neville was finally getting some action.



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The DDS detective

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I hate fancy food terms. Sure, the word "aioli" may roll off the tongue, but how hard is it to just say "dip"? I mean, how many times have you sat down at a nice restaurant, been handed the menu and then just stared at it for a good 10 minutes just trying to decipher it all?




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Editors' Note

Cover by SAYEH GORJIFARD / The Dartmouth Staff For those of you currently living under a rock or alone with the Dursleys Emma Watson recently announced that she won't be returning to Brown.


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Dartmouth's my favorite

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So I have a huge problem with the theme of this week's issue. Basically, I've been begging for this to happen since I joined The Mirror staff freshman Fall and had given up all hope that the "Harry Potter Issue" would ever come to be.


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I wrote this at 3 a.m.

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The man who taught me how to fish killed himself on Easter morning. It's not typically my style to use tragedy as a prop for my writing, but my mind has been consumed by thoughts of him since I heard the news.


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Great minds keep it to themselves

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Dartmouth is a bit of an anomaly. How can you take 4,200 of the most competitive students in the country and expect them to peacefully coexist in a world supposedly devoid of competition?