With the movie series coming to an end this summer, we can't help but notice the ever-obvious similarities between Hogwarts and Hanover. The sixth book could have arguably been titled "Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Blitz," while the fifth one clearly should've been "Harry Potter and the Order of EBAs."
In other news, according to the centerfold's sorting quiz, we're both Slytherins. We're devastated. We'd like to think of ourselves as the intellectual opposites of Crabbe and Goyle, and neither of us is quite as pasty as Draco (no thanks to you, Hanover). According to our answers, Christina deletes campus-wide blitzes a little too emphatically, and Erin is an econ major reptilian by default.
We've said too much. Obliviate.
