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(11/12/10 4:00am)
There are some skills that Dartmouth students have down pat and then there are some skills that we just don't have. The ability to find the right spot in the back of our throats? Check. The ability to interact honestly and respectfully with the opposite sex? (Sorry for the heteronormativity sue me.) That's one that we don't really have in the bag. We're also bad at other stuff, too. So Grandpa Tom is going to share some of his wisdom.
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As the end of term approaches, lines at the dining halls start moving a little slower as people stall to check their DBA balance. Running low? You may want to check out the Free Food bulletin on Blitz, which contains a list of all the free food events on campus. Nothing makes a dinner conversation more interesting than free Jewel of India.
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I dedicate this article to my two roommates of years past, who have bought me Powerade and oyster crackers in times of dire need and have generally tolerated me during days when I have kept our one-room doubles completely dark until 6 p.m.
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We're serious, guys. Sharks are everywhere. EVERY. WHERE. There are fridge sharks and left UGG boot sharks and they're all psycho smangin' (smashing and banging fusion) killers. I guess we should start at the beginning.
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Welcome to the first edition of the Reboot and Rally Guide to Getting it On. Although the title might seem quite suggestive, remind yourself that you're reading a tech column and then remove your head from the proverbial gutter. I talk about technology, so this column is about "Getting it On" in the digital world. (Sorry to disappoint, but I'm also not going to write about internet porn.) "Getting it On" is my new term for getting the most out of your gadgets. We live in the "app" generation. Every device from your TV to your cell phone can be customized with hundreds of downloadable apps, widgets and programs.
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Difficulty: Challenging
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Frustrated by a lack of dating on campus, the 2011 Class Council vice president, Nadine Moezinia '11, and Lauren Bowman '11 decided to set their classmates up on blind dates. The pair blitzed out an application for the dates to members of the Class of 2011, expecting a few dozen responses. They ended up with 120 completed applications.
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Last week, someone asked me why my column was so consistently ignorant of The Mirror's weekly theme.
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First of all, let's get one thing straight: eating healthy does not mean that you are healthy. You go to Dartmouth, therefore you are not healthy. But wait, doesn't Dartmouth, due to its small size, have a disproportionate number of varsity athletes? Surely they must be healthy. Well, I guess it's debatable whether or not the effects of chain-smoking cigarettes and shotgunning beers in a vomit-and-piss infused basement offsets the cardiovascular benefits of playing lacrosse, but I think you see my point.
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They say chivalry is dead. It is. Blitz (RIP) killed it. Blitz is the opposite of a Canoe Club date, it's ruthless, fast and filthy. It's 8 games of tree while dancing to dubstep. With blitz, there's no awkward "Can I have yo numba?" you don't need to be verbally skilled and you can "flitz" with literally anyone. (Profs included)
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To be honest, I couldn't get up on time to make it to my 9L several times this term. Instead, I would go to the second session at 10. But not everyone has this another chance to get attendance right.Their courses are just too unique. Many of my friends just end up skipping the 9L. However, unless it is somehow an absolute, total waste of your time to go to class, it is better not to skip your morning classes. Not surprising, according to research done by Minnesota State University and University of California, Santa Cruz, attendance is statistically significant in explaining class grade and overall performance of students.
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(heteronormative edition):
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1) Make no sudden movements.
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Dartmouth is rough on clothing, just in case you weren't aware. Between dirty frat basements, DDS spills, stains from the lab or whatever other else you may encounter, it's possible you'll need to do more than just throw your clothes in a machine. Here are some tips that will save you time and clothing:
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Abandoned on the East Coast (WEST COAST WHATUP) all by my lonesome self, I have no choice but to spend my Thanksgiving break on campus crying in Fahey-Mclane. False. T-giving is the time to learn to network, when you must pull all the stops to get invited to a free turkey buffet.
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1) Febreeze2) Buy extra underwear. A lot of extra underwear.3) Freeball
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1) Get caught stealing a composite.
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Stop pretending this is exceedingly creepy. We all do it. I've seen you in Collis.
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1.Write in a list form. Lists are easy to read, easy to write and we're all lazy.
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Bio prof: Well it seems like a waste of agave to make sweeteners when you could be making tequila