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The Dartmouth
March 19, 2026
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How to Date at Dartmouth

(heteronormative edition):

His:1) Ignore her.

Hers:1) Ignore him.

2) Have your friends convince you the ball's in your court.

3) Blitz him.

4) Ignore him.

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