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The Dartmouth
March 19, 2026
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How to Make Yourself No Longer Welcome in a Fraternity

1) Get caught stealing a composite.

2) Spit on a dog.

3) Make fire jokes in Phi Delt.

4) Urinate on the floor. Wait. Never mind.

5) Show up with Nick Giaccone.

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