1.Write in a list form. Lists are easy to read, easy to write and we're all lazy.
2.Use as many Dartmouth slang terms as possible. Schmob. Flitz. Boot. Blah.
3.Name-drop some places around Hanover: EBAs, ffB, or FoCo.
4.Overshare personal info in a self-deprecating way. For example, once I got a concussion by walking into a glass door.
5.Assume that your own experiences extend to the entire campus. Glass doors are a college-wide problem that need to be addressed, right?
Practice makes perfect guys. We'll be accepting applications in the Winter.
