The Drunkest Girls at the Party
Why is J. Lo here? Wait, is that Karen Walker dressed as a slutty nurse? J. Lo really does have an amazing ass, doesn't she? As we ponder these questions, we realize we are no longer sitting poolside at P.
Why is J. Lo here? Wait, is that Karen Walker dressed as a slutty nurse? J. Lo really does have an amazing ass, doesn't she? As we ponder these questions, we realize we are no longer sitting poolside at P.
So I'm sitting in class and the professor is talking about time geological time versus cultural time versus political time.
Dartmouth is a bizarre place to spend your formative years. Four years in Hanover ensure access to a world of affluence and privilege for the rest of your life.
At any time between the hours of 11 a.m. and 1 a.m. (except from 3-5 p.m.), I can walk into the Class of 1953 Commons and get a delicious sandwich featuring fresh mozzarella cheese.
On May 21 at 6 p.m., people around the world celebrated when the Rapture did not occur. I was not one of them.
Blitz kicks ass. Here's a story to illustrate why. My freshman Spring, I got on a DND nickname kick.
I remember that the day my little brother Thomas was born, the rain was relentless. I sat by the glass-paned doors in our sun-room and I watched the trees bow underneath the roaring sky.
If being a senior has taught me anything, it's that graduation is like Fight Club. The first rule of graduation: Don't talk about graduation. Therefore it should come as no surprise that I currently exist in a more or less constant state of denial.
Don't read The D after you've graduated. Chances are you don't read it now, except for the Overheards cuz you're hip like that and just don't care.
What advice would you give to your freshman self?
'13 Guy: I feel like I don't get drunk I just get awesome. '11 Guy: I'll be working in Ghana next year with the Peace Corps.'14 Girl: Really?!'11 Guy: (laughing) No, I'm doing investment banking. S&S Officer at front door of Phi Delt: Hi.
Aki Onda / The Dartmouth Senior Staff I cannot understand when people tell me they don't like desserts.
Marguerite Imbert '11 lives exactly as she'd like to.
'13 Tri-Delt: Next time we have frat boy meetings, I just want to borrow a Sigma Delt pinnie! Guy in Collis: Well, I'm on the fence about this, and the last time I was on the fence about something it was whether or not to de-pledge Sig Nu and that turned out to be a brilliant idea. '12 Girl: Everyone was just streaking and making out and it was getting boring. '12 girl 1: We should just give him an honorary title in our house ... VP of getting the other VPs on table.'12 girl 2: Yes!
While many Dartmouth students are looking forward to relaxing over Green Key Weekend, organizations dedicated to ensuring the safety of students are gearing up to minimize harm caused by alcohol abuse and other potentially dangerous activities over the big weekend. Although Green Key is typically less eventful than Homecoming in the fall term, Safety and Security increases its nighttime staff over the weekend to respond to an increased number of alcohol-related incidents, according to College Proctor and Safety and Security Director Harry Kinne.
While students embrace Green Key for its various parties and social activities, Hanover businesses look forward to the weekend with equal anticipation as their demand and revenue skyrocket, according to business managers interviewed by The Dartmouth. "This seems to be the busiest one out of the big Dartmouth weekends," Ben Williams, general manager of Molly's Restaurant, said.
Although most associate Green Key with outdoor festivities, the weekend will also feature two student dance performances this year Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity's annual Step Show and the Dartmouth Dance Theater Ensemble's "Undue Influence." Alpha Phi Alpha's 20th annual Step Show will be held Saturday in Leede Arena.
Since I spent my last two big weekend columns talking about the Dartmouth Seven and the importance of being legendary (R.I.P.
The key to a successful and effective Green Key is in the planning. Laying down a set of goals may appear bitch-made to some, but why wouldn't you want to maximize your drinking time, ensure you will achieve the level of weirdness you want and possibly be able to have some evidence of what occurred over the course of the weekend? A Green Key itinerary is key, and because we are loyal, we are going to give you a few hints as to what might be appearing on ours for this upcoming lesser holiday to Derby. THE MOTHERFUCKING ITINERARY: FUCKING WEDNESDAY:10 a.m.
Programming Board will host its first ever Green Key concert this year, featuring hip hop artists Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique, Big K.R.I.T.