'13 Guy: I feel like I don't get drunk I just get awesome.
'11 Guy: I'll be working in Ghana next year with the Peace Corps.'14 Girl: Really?!'11 Guy: (laughing) No, I'm doing investment banking.
S&S Officer at front door of Phi Delt: Hi. Do you think I could get one of those free water bottles you're handing out?
'13 Aphi: Let's be real I didn't come to the library to study. I came to find a formal date.
'13 Girl on FSP: I don't know, I feel like I need to talk to her now that I've seen her boobs.
'12 Girl 1: It's Green Key Saturday. Goal for the night: make out with someone.'12 Girl 2: Goal for the night: manage to keep breathing.
'13 Guy: Is working at Novack a BG bequest?
'13 Guy: If I get in the overheards it would be the greatest moment of my life.'13 Girl: I have been saying offensive things since 2009 and still haven't made it in.
Girl in Collis: My mom just called me and asked what happened to all the money in my bank account.
