'13 Tri-Delt: Next time we have frat boy meetings, I just want to borrow a Sigma Delt pinnie!
Guy in Collis: Well, I'm on the fence about this, and the last time I was on the fence about something it was whether or not to de-pledge Sig Nu and that turned out to be a brilliant idea.
'12 Girl: Everyone was just streaking and making out and it was getting boring.
'12 girl 1: We should just give him an honorary title in our house ... VP of getting the other VPs on table.'12 girl 2: Yes! Shoot, he forgot to take his composite picture. Considering that the frats can have their dogs in theirs, can we have him in ours?
'12 Girl: Nobody better black out tonight because I will punch them in the face.'12 Guy: And that's why you're a good sober monitor.
'14 guy watching pong: Pong is such a great sport ... I'm so high ... I feel like I'm at Wimbeldon.
Girl at KDE Tackies: I think we're at the wrong sorority ... we're looking for Sig Ep?
History professor: So, any questions about slavery and Islam in West Africa?'12 Psi U: Um, yeah, what's the deal with circumcision?History professor: Would you like to rephrase that question?
'11 KDE (after Women of Dartmouth): Wow, that was really emotional. Let's go drink!
'13 Kappa: Apparently I blitzed my mom last night saying I'm really ugly and that I blame her.
