Overheard
'11 Girl: Just because I'm naked doesn't mean I'm not a real person! '11 Sigma Delt: We should block rush 10X. '13 Girl: Who is Danny Tanner?'12 Chi Gam: You mean Eric Tanner?
'11 Girl: Just because I'm naked doesn't mean I'm not a real person! '11 Sigma Delt: We should block rush 10X. '13 Girl: Who is Danny Tanner?'12 Chi Gam: You mean Eric Tanner?
I do not have texting. Yes, this means that you have to actually call my phone in order to reach me.
It was the last day of sixth grade, and I was the most talked about girl in my class. No, I was not going out with the quarterback of the Peewee football team, nor had I been spotted at the mall with a group of gasp eighth graders. I had just gotten my first phone.
Thinking of trying to navigate the social waters of flitzing while inebriated? Think again, Mr. Frat-anova and Ms. NoSpaces. This week, I delved deep into the subconscious of the human mind operating while under the influence of alcohol and incredibly ragey hormones. Here follows my groundbreaking research, in which I have decrypted the subliminal messages behind drunken blitzes through a series of examples: The "Let's Get Lunch Blitz" Sent at 1 a.m. From: Johnny B.
Correction Appended Why are Blackberries, iPhones and pocket PCs called "smartphones"? Cell phone companies say it's because they can make you smarter.
Correction Appended Can you believe that cell phone use wasn't all that popular just a few short years ago?
Advancement of communication technologies has become a completely paradoxical endeavor. We continually strive to find new and innovative ways to provide channels through which people can connect with one another, so that any face-to-face interaction is completely unnecessary.
Remember the glorious days of Spring? The beginning of the term when the Green was no longer a vast tundra that you dreaded crossing to get to 7:45 a.m.
Nothing means summer is coming more clearly than the voice of Joe Castiglione, the announcer for the Boston Red Sox.
Doug Gonzalez / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Doug Gonzalez / The Dartmouth Senior Staff I was a little harsh on Collis stir-fry last week.
I have and will always have a soft spot for Palm and its devices. Palm is the company that made the legendary PalmPilot and it was also largely responsible for popularizing smartphones with the venerable Treo.
Stephanie Han / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Stephanie Han / The Dartmouth Senior Staff I'm no Rip Van Winkle but I feel like I've just woken up into a bizarre alternate world of smartphone dominance.
So I've been sitting here on the first floor of Sigma Delt for about three hours playing Bejeweled, Blitz, on Facebook staring desperately at a depressingly blank Word document.
In the past few years, everyone seems to have gone gaga over fancy acrobatics shows like Cirque du Soleil.
It is shockingly difficult to get people at Dartmouth to talk about w33d. Which is weird. There are so many reasons that it should be easier to find a student to interview about "the legitimate side of smoking," such as:-We go to school in New Hampshire a two hour drive from Burlington.
When people think of the weed culture on campus, their first tendency is usually to compare it to the drinking culture.
There's a commonly held consensus that there is a massive College taskforce that is charged with monitoring our blitzes.
I would like to start off by stating that it is blatantly unfair that devotees of one certain substance get an entire official holiday devoted to celebrating their major form of recreation.
In honor of the theme we decided to try and host our own Ganja Olympics with Justin Bieber, Kanye West and Perez Hilton.