You've donned your crisp Brooks Brothers suit. You've practiced your game-changing first impression the assured smile, steady eye contact and firm-but-not-death-grip handshake.
Quick! What do strippers and lumberjacks have in common? Hint: "I see you winding and grinding up on that pole, I know you see me looking at you and you already know" "Imma let you finish, Akon, but the Dartmouth Woodsmen are the best pole-dancers climbers of all time, ALL TIME!" ...still lost? The Dartmouth Woodsmen, or Forestry team, competes in "classic lumberjack eventsthings like chopping, sawing, pole-climbing, log-rolling," explained Emily Kyker-Snowman '11, the team's co-captain. You read that correctly: pole-climbing is a Forestry event.
Let it be known: someone has dared to scrutinize the cornerstone of Dartmouth counterculture the self-call.
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When have you interacted with a graduate student on campus? Maybe you passed Chem 5 solely because of your sympathetic TA, a chemistry graduate student.
Dartmouth is not where relationships go to die. (Clarification: UChicago is still where fun goes to die.) Well, kind of.
Due to the consequences of the fickle financial system, I will not be able to make my journey into the season of rebirth and revelry, of fertility and romance, of conches and coolers and knock-off Corona bikinis.
Imagine that you've just started dating the perfect guy. Now imagine that he has scabies according to Dick's House, that is (end scene honeymoon, eh?). You start taking scabies medication and advise your roommates to do the same.
Let's face it: Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" is stuck in your head 24/7 And, although you'd like to blame those oh-so-juvenile '13s for your Disney-starlet sweet-tooth, chances are you heard the hit at Heorot.
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