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The Dartmouth
March 26, 2026
The Dartmouth
Matthew Ritger
The Setonian
Mirror

The Gospel according to Matthew

Last weekend was pretty much the quintessential Dartmouth weekend. A cocaine scandal erupted in the pages of The D on Friday, with felony charges raining upon our friends, acquaintances.

The Setonian
Mirror

The Gospel According to Matthew

With the exception of the time my friend Sally and I accidentally drove a four-wheeler off a cliff in Lake City, Colorado we managed to throw ourselves off and remain mostly unharmed, but the ATV ended up at the bottom of the mountain, crushed like a beer can I have never been more afraid for my life than during the story I am about to tell you. The van was white, a Sprinter van, with the windows blacked by cardboard and duck tape.

The Setonian
Mirror

The Gospel According to Matthew

When I am alone on a long run in the rain in May, heading out through Norwich, up past Maple Hill and down past Bradley Hill; when the pavement ends, and I pass those sad cows at Goodrich Four Corners (not people, cows); when, after miles of trying to visualize my legs (not legs, life) like a train on the tracks, I catch sight of Baker Tower between a crease in the hills, away across the river: This is happiness, for me. When I am running far and long and hard, I am happy.

The Setonian
Mirror

The Gospel According to Matthew

I had previously decided to write this week's column about the 10 things I love most about Dartmouth College, and I returned home this afternoon to do just that. But it was a windy day, an incredibly windy day, and when I got back to my room the breeze had ripped through my open window and torn down the lobster-print sheets I have tacked up as a makeshift curtain.

The Setonian
Mirror

The Gospel According to Matthew

Since the theme of the Mirror this week is "Censor yourself!" I would like to tell you about the day I decided to stop doing exactly that. The day I fell out of love with Dartmouth College was a beautiful day.

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