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The Dartmouth
May 9, 2026
The Dartmouth
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Freshman Issue 2017

Live flair or die

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One time, I went to Forever 21 with my grandmother. It was not an enjoyable experience. “AIN’T WORRIED BOUT NOTHIN’,” announced the shirts.  “Victorian funeral in the front, public nudity in the back,” suggested the dresses.  “I will disintegrate the second time you wear me,” promised the sweaters.  “I’m going to wait outside,” whimpered my grandmother.