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Bit O'Honey
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | April 10, 1998I just read about another hick getting abducted by aliens from his trailer in backwoods Kentucky.
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Friday Night Fig Jam
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | March 6, 1998It is a statistical fact that less crimes are ommitted when it is colder than 30 degrees out. Interesting.
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Various Manipulations
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | February 6, 1998Last week was the big blood drive on campus. You give the Red Cross a pint of blood, and you get a free cookie.
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Dreaming the Dream
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | January 26, 1998Going to the movies is getting expensive now. I went to a show the other day. It was like $35 for a pack of gummi-bears.
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Puritan Doctrine in Early Colonial America
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | January 12, 1998The first week of the term has come and gone. That's one more week that I'm further past my sexual prime.
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Sea Monkey World
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | January 5, 1998Saving the planet is definitely becoming a popular cause to support. I was shaving the other day, and I noticed the can of shaving cream said: "Contains No CFCs, Which Deplete the Ozone Layer." Well, that's good to know.
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The Joy of Julia
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | October 21, 1997Last weekend was my parent's wedding anniversary. I read somewhere that the gift for the first year anniversary is paper.
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Deep Thoughts: Not So Fresh
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | October 13, 1997I realized the other day that there are a whole line of useless products out there. Fish sticks are an example.
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Deep Thoughts: Remember the Mantis
By Matthew B. J. Delaney | October 8, 1997Dating is a difficult subject. I went on a date recently. I read in this book somewhere that you can tell exactly how a person feels about you by their body language.