Building a Better Dartmouth: Thayer Dining Hall
What the heck is happening to Thayer Dining? So you read those little green posters titled "10 Things You Need to Know: The Class of 1953 Commons Construction Project Update." Still have questions?
What the heck is happening to Thayer Dining? So you read those little green posters titled "10 Things You Need to Know: The Class of 1953 Commons Construction Project Update." Still have questions?
People at Dartmouth love to brag about funding opportunities at our college. How many times a day do you hear tour guides mention how much money is available for Dartmouth kids to do cool things with.
When I arrived at Dartmouth a naive little freshman from the hippie enclave of Seattle I had no concept of the terrifying ordeal that is corporate recruiting.
Jobs are scary. Well, at least the idea of jobs is scary. Whenever I imagine "working," I picture myself in some cramped corner cubicle, hunched over one of those gigantic desktops from the 1990s, wearing the sartorial equivalent of that feeling you get right before booting while my boss and all of my co-workers stand behind me laughing. So maybe I have a super-detailed idea of working.
So, resume drop was last week and like clockwork, hordes of '11s scrambled to get themselves a solid foothold in the alleged "real world," which I hear is different than what MTV has led me to believe.
There are few words in the English language that elicit a more violent personal reaction from me than "networking." I find the word itself to be annoyingly cutesy one of those dumb corporate buzzwords like "synergize" or "matrix" which everyone loves to throw around but which ultimately lack real meaning and consider the process to be pointless, terrifying and depraved. Perhaps I'm biased by my deep fear of seeking out relative strangers for professional help.
Internships are the pledge terms of the real world. I can't stress the accuracy of this metaphor enough. You want to join a large organization.
'11 Guy: I would have sex with you if Morgan Freeman narrated it. '12 Guy in the middle on ENGS class: So professor this is a little off topic but is it true you were attacked by pirates?Prof: That is off topic but yes, I'll explain later. '11 SigEp: You're doing corporate recruiting?
Andy Foust / The Dartmouth Staff Andy Foust / The Dartmouth Staff I'm sorry if the suit on the cover gave you a panic attack.
Marguerite Imbert / The Dartmouth Staff Marguerite Imbert / The Dartmouth Staff The first thing I notice upon walking into the room belonging to Kate Sullivan '13 on 49 Lebanon St.
Moral: Not everything on the Internet is true. Sometimes this can lead to you being arrested. Sorry, but this is not a confession of my previous life as a porn star.
Oh hey. You again. I am psyched to see you. You think I'm being sarcastic because of the seemingly unenthusiastic use of periods here, but it's really not that.
I came to Dartmouth to get a world-class education and eventually, a great job. And as much as I am loving every minute as an undergraduate, I'm SO excited for the options that abound after graduation I can go through corporate recruiting and work in consulting/finance, OR take the LSATs and go to law school!
You've donned your crisp Brooks Brothers suit. You've practiced your game-changing first impression the assured smile, steady eye contact and firm-but-not-death-grip handshake.
Doug Gonzalez / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Doug Gonzalez / The Dartmouth Senior Staff I will never forget my very first cookbook.
I often hear Dartmouth students off-handily refer to living in New Hampshire as "random." To be fair to my friends, New Hampshire's a small state, it's tucked into a far corner of the United States and it doesn't spend much time in the national spotlight.
The Drunkest Girls challenge New Hampshire First off, we are back and ready to challenge any member of the Class of 2K14 to a shotgunning race (too aggressive, whatever.
Quick! What do strippers and lumberjacks have in common? Hint: "I see you winding and grinding up on that pole, I know you see me looking at you and you already know" "Imma let you finish, Akon, but the Dartmouth Woodsmen are the best pole-dancers climbers of all time, ALL TIME!" ...still lost? The Dartmouth Woodsmen, or Forestry team, competes in "classic lumberjack eventsthings like chopping, sawing, pole-climbing, log-rolling," explained Emily Kyker-Snowman '11, the team's co-captain. You read that correctly: pole-climbing is a Forestry event.
New Hampshire is a small, relatively homogenous, generally moderate and overwhelmingly peaceful state.
Dartmouth and New Hampshire seem nearly synonymous, but the College's sylvan setting on the Hanover plain could have ended up being in Pennsylvania's Susquehanna Valley and we would be singing about "the coal of Pennsylvania in our throats and our lungs." It all began as a twinkle in the eye of a gentleman by the unusual name of Eleazar Wheelock.