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December 26, 2025 | Latest Issue
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Unabashedly Unaffiliated

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"It's funny. A year ago, I came here loathing the whole [sorority] system," a '14 female confessed, smirking a little as she looked out at the suddenly ubiquitous Greek letters adorning what seemed like every available article of clothing on Collis porch.



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DDS Detective

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We're all talking about it. Whether we are referring to the new FoCo, 1953 Commons, or Fiddy (the unsung hero of nicknames), the new dining halls are abuzz in Hanover.



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The Mirror Tweets

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Riots on #WallStreet escalate as the global market #slump continues. The cause? Traders suffered large losses this week after trading upon what they assumed was a disguised stock tip-turned-tweet: #SMH. Google searches on "how to change Dartmouth meal plan to smartchoice5" spike 10,000 percent.


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Focus on Fall

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11Fiesta, 11Fabulous -- whatever you want to call it, this 11(center)Fold is a little present 11From the Mirror to you!


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Mirror Mixtape

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The epic 11F playlist. 11Fantastic. Think: a mix of new/old, random iTunes-on-shuffle songs you should be listening to this fall.


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Reboot and Rally

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Hello, Dartmouth: welcome back to another excellent term at the College on the Hill. Now that I'm a senior, I feel that I am finally qualified to predict trends in campus behavior, in addition to trends in all things techy.




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Overheards

'12 Zete: Sinking halves and respecting women that's what Dartmouth is all about! '13 Psi U: Do you know what Drawing I is like?



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How to Maximize Your Facetime

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Dartmouth is a relatively small school. Thus, as is wont to happen at liberal arts colleges in the middle of nowhere, you tend to walk around campus with the feeling that you are seeing the same people over and over again.



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Unwanted Facetime

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I had my first encounter with Bored@Baker this past Winter term when I pledged a sorority. My friend informed me that she had discovered a post that mentioned my name, and I worried for a quick second that someone had found my poorly advised ARK Music Factory video and it had gone viral (just kidding, obviously I had already sold the rights to a huge record label). Unfortunately, I had not found YouTube stardom instead, the post went something along the lines of, "I can't believe [sorority A] let [sorority B] steal one of their Yangs!" Aside from that time that my friend took pictures of me doing a line of coke off of a hooker's torso in central Argentina and posted them on Facebook (hi future employers, I hope you've picked up on my humor by this point), this was probably the first time that I felt like I had received unwanted facetime. And I didn't do anything to deserve it, other than pledge the sorority where I felt most comfortable.



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Overheards

'13 Girl at Tails: I think I'm liking guys less and less by the minute. '13 Boy: Girls' masters is so much more fun than guys'.'13 Girl: Yeah, that's because no one boots on their dicks. '13 Girl 1: Some guy in 9th grade asked me if I only gain weight in my boobs.'13 Girl 2: That's, like, the nicest compliment ever. '11 Misogynist: You know how they have Pelt-a-Delta?



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The World Is your Facetimey Oyster

At a school where study spaces in the library double as social spaces and the aisle in our late central dining spot is described as a "runway," Dartmouth students are well accustomed to the concept of seeing and being seen, otherwise known as the both beloved and dreaded facetime. Certainly, the small size, relative isolation and unique social scene at Dartmouth all promote the significance that facetime plays on this campus.