'12 Zete: Sinking halves and respecting women that's what Dartmouth is all about!
'13 Psi U: Do you know what Drawing I is like? It's like joining a nudist colony. One of the models is a 75-year-old woman who works at Lou's. I was like, "Oh my god, it's Kim my breakfasts are forever ruined."
'13 Girl: Does Gridley actually have anything to do with calzones? I keep hearing about this and just don't get it.
'15 Guy: What's the line?'12 Guy: Seven.'15 Guy: I'll take it. Thanks so much for getting me in line! I really appreciate it, man.
'15 Girl: I've had this bra on since I came to Dartmouth.
'13 TDX: It's not gross! It's just throw up. I was eating it a second ago.
'14 Girl: The Freshman 15? How about the Freshman 53?!
