Editors' Note
By Erin Lansky and Christina Wray | November 17, 2011Yoon Ji Kim / The Dartmouth Staff The Mirror is all real-talked out.
Yoon Ji Kim / The Dartmouth Staff The Mirror is all real-talked out.
Reese Ramponi 17nAuGhTyintheGreatNorth69: ASL? Alphabro63: Come again? 17nAuGhTyintheGreatNorth69: Age / sex / location, brosef.
Reese Ramponi / The Dartmouth Staff While we erudite Dartmouth intellectuals are conscientiously rounding out midterms, quarterly earnings season is winding down in the real world.
As a prospie, your tour guide played the hard-sell, not-so-nonchalantly dropping the fact that Dartmouth is home to over 200 clubs and organizations. "Dartmouth's a place where everybody can find his or her niche," she said, smiling extra-widely at all the uncomfortably concerned parents of your fellow odd-ball overachievers.
Eddie Zhang / The Dartmouth Staff Just do your best, ok? No Dad, my best is THE best! Erin has been Type A for a long time (since 3rd grade, at least), and most of campus can say the same.
Lansky-Wray 2012. The Mirror runs fo' Prezident. Inspired by the upcoming Republican debate, we promise to heal our ailing economy, eliminate our national debt and remedy our healthcare system and we'll cure cancer, for that matter.
Yoon Ji Kim / The Dartmouth Staff "I have the opportunity to join a brotherhood bigger than myself!" Subtext: Your "brothers" are oh so happy you'll be cleaning their basement for the next year. "But I met so many strong upperclasswomen!" Subtext: That really bitchy senior from your gov seminar was forced to acknowledge you for approximately one minute before dinging you. Sorry we're not sorry: This is The Mirror, and we tell it like it is. Now that we've outraged everyone, we'd like to explain ourselves.
Tina Ma / The Dartmouth Staff Fall classes have officially kicked off, and we're all aboard the strugglebus.
JUSTIN COZAD / The Dartmouth Staff Well, this is it.