'13 Girl at Tails: I think I'm liking guys less and less by the minute.
'13 Boy: Girls' masters is so much more fun than guys'.'13 Girl: Yeah, that's because no one boots on their dicks.
'13 Girl 1: Some guy in 9th grade asked me if I only gain weight in my boobs.'13 Girl 2: That's, like, the nicest compliment ever.
'11 Misogynist: You know how they have Pelt-a-Delta? They should also have Slap-a-Kappa.
Professor: Who here is like a crazy bitch on acid during finals?
'13 Girl at "Pong Tournament:" Is that tea? Is she drinking tea? Is it Earl Grey? Is it Oolong? Is it Chai? Is there a handle on that cup?
Female Prof: If you're hitting on me, that means you want to take a roll in the hay with your grandmother, which means you've got a ton of problems.
'13 Girl: Is that an ultrasound?'13 Boy: No, it's a piece of obsidian.
'13's Mom: Do you want to get coffee at the Angry Cowboy?
