Riots on #WallStreet escalate as the global market #slump continues. The cause? Traders suffered large losses this week after trading upon what they assumed was a disguised stock tip-turned-tweet: #SMH.
Google searches on "how to change Dartmouth meal plan to smartchoice5" spike 10,000 percent. Ma Thayer's homestyle cookin'? #justsayno
Students spent all summer imagining how beautiful 11F would be before getting back to campus and remembering that the weather sucks 90 percent of the time. #voxclamantis"SHITIT'SCOLD!"
After the premiere of "The Sing-Off" this Tuesday, we're skeptical The show's clearly a money laundering scheme to support host Nick Lachey's pricey spray tan habit. @JSimp #tanorexia is contagious
In introductory classes, #overeager '15s feel the need to introduce themselves to everyone sitting around them. #networkingwhores
Either everyone on campus is #technologicallychallenged or there are some serious bugs in the new Greenprint system. #notthisagain #killmenow #Carsonbasementscaresus
Circa 6:30 p.m. on Thursday, the line at '53 Commons snaked out the door, reaching all the way back to South Mass. They call this #winning? #justsaying
Students on off-terms post on Facebook about how "being abroad is like, the best thing ever!!" in order to convince themselves that they're not #missingout. #theyare
