Confessions of a Jewelbox Addict
Hello. My name is Jennifer van der Kwast and I am addicted to Jewelbox. I am not exactly sure when my addiction began.
Hello. My name is Jennifer van der Kwast and I am addicted to Jewelbox. I am not exactly sure when my addiction began.
The Sunday evening before Martin Luther King's Birthday many of you may have attended the lecture given by Harvard Professor Cornel West in Spaulding Auditorium.
To the Editor: Flipping through last Friday's copy of The Dartmouth,[Jan. 17] I became disoriented, confused, and afraid ... for a moment I thought I was reading the Wall Street Journal or perhaps a series of articles entitled "Big Green Says, 'Mmm, Capitalism!'" Not only was the entire Weekend Gazette section about our fine young entrepreneurs and the oodles and oodles of money they have made "investing" (read: pushing paper around), but the cover was graced with the Bolivian Ambassador to the United States telling us just how dandy capitalism has been for him. I have yet to see a Weekend Gazette section about Dartmouth students dedicating themselves to community service or careers that may bring about positive change but -- gasp!
To the Editor: As we speak, Dartmouth Dining Services is discussing changing the menu at Collis.
To the Editor: Michelle Kraemer would do well to remember the first rule of humor: every joke needs its butt.
In her commentary in the Jan. 23rd issue of The Dartmouth ["Weekend Update: Just a Joke?"], Michelle Kraemer denounced the joke appearing in an issue of Weekend Update involving the exchange between a koala bear and a prostitute.
Don't Be Afraid to Dream
You can never quite predict which minor events will change your life. We'd like to think that the one dollar lottery ticket or resume sent to a huge company will have an impact, but more often than not, it is something unplanned, something trivial, even something from a very early age.
Present Weight Room is an Insult to All Students
Walking past Kiewit, back to the Green, I passed a friend of mine who greeted me with "Hey, where are you coming from?" Not an abnormal greeting, especially by Dartmouth fast-paced-tunnel-vision-busy-students' standards.
I remember about a year or two ago there was a big stink about a series of "Sleazy the Wonder Squirrel" cartoons in which Sleazy and company criticized Dick's House.
Last Friday morning, I opened my BlitzMail account and engaged in the common Dartmouth ritual of checking Weekend Update.
There are certain social conventions that we all understand and respect. The one I am addressing today is bathroom etiquette.
To the Editor: I am, to say the least, ashamed, perplexed, and a little bit surprised by the current uproar over the recent Bear Bones cartoon strip that insulted the Asian male's genitalia.
Last night I was having a rather involved discussion with a good friend of mine on the topic of professors.
What a nuisance for Bill Clinton. Not only did he have to go to the trouble of campaigning for reelection this past year and fighting those nasty Whitewater probes, but now he may have to go to court.
To the Editor: Thank you, thank you, thank you to Abiola Lapite for one of the most down-to-earth opinions I have encountered in relation to the Bear Bones hysteria.
If it wasn't for my press credentials, I might have had a decent seat instead of being banished into the corner with the rest of the press corps. There's no reason I should be seated next to William Safire, who, I was told, was only invited because President Clinton figured he could drunk up Safire in order that the First Lady could get in a couple of good whacks. Tiring of Safire's banter about the origin of "G.O.P.", I politely excused myself and bumped into Tom Hanks who spilled a club soda all over himself.
But Kresge Weightroom is Still Lacking
In the past week, not a few gallons of ink have been spilled expressing outrage at David Berenson's Bear Bones cartoon strip, and the resulting controversy has proved, to say the least, interesting -- interesting, but at the same time, thoroughly disturbing. The roots of the controversy can be traced to a letter in last Monday's Vox Clamantis by Frank Aum '97, in which he accused Berenson of perpetrating negative stereotypes about Asians in his cartoons.