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The Dartmouth
July 4, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth
Opinion

Opinion

A Bad Case of Senioritis

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Hello again. First a big apology for not writing in so long. It would be a massive understatement to say that things with me have been a little hectic.


Opinion

Working at Rauner

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With its majestic Corinthian columnar entrance, the Rauner Special Collections Library seems more like a temple than a repository for old books.


Opinion

Reform Party Reformed

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After several months of speculation, Donald J. Trump, developer, casino operator and self-described womanizer, has decided to drop his bid for the presidency -- a great tragedy for political cartoonists and late-night comedy show hosts.


Opinion

Princeton Eating Clubs

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To the Editor: In regards to Rachel Osterman's January 25th piece, "Yale and Princeton have residential college systems", I simply wanted to point out an inaccuracy regarding her statements on the living situations of Princeton upperclassmen.





Opinion

A Love Letter

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I'd like to have a word with Cupid. Maybe it's just me, but I was under the impression that he existed only to sling arrows of love into the hearts of the young.


Opinion

Getting Ready for V-Day

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I have had some interesting Valentine's Days at Dartmouth, but none of them have focused on vaginas quite as much as this coming one will.


Opinion

A Tale of Two Sculptures

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Once upon a time, oh, I don't know, about four years ago, when I was but a wee freshman, there stood a sculpture, proud, gallant, and tall ... for about five hours.


Opinion

A Winter Wonderland

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This weekend, Upper Valley residents (total: 8) are offered a chance to take part in the fun-filled 3.5 day extravaganza known as "Dartmouth Winter Carnival." In case you haven't heard, Winter Carnival is a festive and highly regarded tradition, named in honor of its founder, "some guy." Rather than going into the history and importance of Winter Carnival, which would involve making a lot of things up, which I could never do in good conscience after twice reporting that "Godzilla" is a food group, here is a run down of what will undoubtedly be this weekend's highlights: THE THEME -- The theme of this year's Carnival is "Lest The Cold Traditions Fail," as selected by the Committee That Selects Annually What Should Lest Fail.


Opinion

Carnivalesque

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I don't usually write things that are important or even relevant, but this time I thought I should write about something that touches all of our hearts.


Opinion

Freshman Fifteen Fears

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I feel as if I am less worthy a human being than those with whom my articles have graced the pages of America's Oldest College Newspaper.



Opinion

A Major Pain

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Let me start off by saying that yeah, there may be some of you out there who are confident in your choice of major.


Opinion

Hell on Big Metal Wheels

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If you think children are decent human beings, then you haven't ridden Amtrak lately. At the end of winter break, in my naivet (literal translation: "ratty clothing that I slept in"), I figured there had to be a way I could travel from New York to White River Junction without: a) Hearing blood-curdling screams. b) Being bitten. c) Being pooped on. So my main objective was, obviously, to avoid children.



Opinion

The Well's Run Dry

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As a columnist, I have it pretty easy. I don't ever have to go to meetings, I don't ever have to interview people, and I don't even have to worry too much about being "factually accurate." Every two weeks, I just rehash the same pro-Greek anti-administration column I've used for the past year now and then e-mail it into my editor.


Opinion

My Friend Tipper

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So I'm pretty sure that Tipper Gore and I are going to end up best friends. I mean, as soon as she realizes that it's possible; yeah, we'll definitely be best friends. It's not like I'm totally insane in my dream for a really cool, famous friend in the world.