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A Dartmouth Sense of Humor

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I recognize that my columns typically have approximately the social significance of a Hanson album, but as my last contribution to The Dartmouth for this term, I wanted to touch on a more serious topic: "Our Generation's Sense of Humor," [cue the John Williams-style inspirational music]. In the March 1 edition of The Dartmouth, Jessica Leinwand and Kelly Swartz published a column entitled "Students Uncover Elusive Secret to Sense of Humor at Dartmouth." I felt that this article was well-written, even-handed and showed exemplary restraint except maybe for the part where they described humor writers at Dartmouth as "animosity-ridden social rejects -- disgruntled and depressed malcontents lurking in dark dorm hallways and the basement of Collis." As a humor writer on this campus I must admit that I'm somewhat offended.


Opinion

Give the Details

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I too am troubled by the problems that Janis Hui raises in her commentary on Dick's House health care (The Dartmouth, Feb.


Opinion

I Am Not a Journalist

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As I write this, I'm a little over three months away from graduation, and sometimes I feel as though I still haven't learned a damn thing.


News

Humphrey stumps for N.H. governorship in Hanover

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New Hampshire gubernatorial candidate Gordon Humphrey gave a brief synopsis of his platform and debated with audience members over a wide variety of topics ranging from education to communism at a meeting of the Hanover Republican Committee yesterday. Giving his position on education, Humphrey cited statistics showing that private schools in New Hampshire generally do a better job than public ones while spending less money per pupil. It's "because public schools are handcuffed -- strait-jacketed by bureaucracy," Humphrey said.


News

Study: movies affect teen smoking

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Teenagers whose parents don't restrict their access to R-rated movies are more likely to experiment with alcohol and drugs, according to a study released last month by the Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center that has raised some old controversies about the role movies play in harmful behavior. Controlling for other factors, teens whose parents never allowed them to watch R-rated movies were just one-quarter as likely to report having tried cigarettes compared with those whose movie watching was unrestricted.


Arts

Dench and Winslet make Eyre's 'Iris' worth watching

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In her youth, Iris Murdoch lived by words, generously caressing intellects by rolling brilliant phrases from her lips and pen. In the film "Iris," directed by Richard Eyre, her aging mind becomes the celebrated British novelist's greatest weakness.


News

Teens sought cash to flee to Australia

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James Parker and Robert Tulloch planned to flee to Australia after robbing homes and killing all witnesses to their crimes, state prosecutors said in a motion released Monday. Parker and Tulloch, who are accused in the Jan.


Arts

Costello reissue offers enhancement to classic punk album

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During the Golden Age of punk and new-wave music in the late 1970s and early 1980s, many renowned groups like the Clash, Sex Pistols, Talking Heads, Ramones and Cars emerged and found a high degree of success, both commercially and artistically. However, no artist that originated from that movement has lasted as long and has made as many landmark albums as Elvis Costello. Recently, Rhino Records released expanded versions of some of Costello's LPs, the most notable of these reissues being his 1978 classic, "This Year's Model." Released in the wake of Costello's stunning debut record, "My Aim Is True," "This Year's Model" expands on the sounds of his first release and produces some of the angriest, most passionate music of Costello's career. The first track, "No Action," functions as a perfect introduction to the set of songs.


News

Web Update: Tulloch pleads innocent to third indictment

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Robert Tulloch pled not guilty to a charge of conspiracy to commit murder today at an arraignment hearing at Grafton County Superior Court. In this third and latest indictment brought against the Vermont teen accused of killing Dartmouth professors Susanne and Half Zantop last January, prosecutors argue that Tulloch and alleged accomplice James Parker premeditated murder months in advance. In a motion to consolidate the conspiracy charge with the existing four first-degree murder charges against Tulloch, state prosecutors allege that the Zantop murders were only part of "an overall scheme by the defendant and James Parker to raise $10,000 illegally, to eliminate witnesses and to travel to Australia." Starting in July 2000, the two had conspired to enter several private homes with the intent of using violence to obtain ATM cards and PIN numbers, according to the motion released Monday.


Opinion

In Shock

To the Editor: In The Dartmouth I have never seen such a singling-out of a member of the community for humor's purpose as was contained in the March 4 "Zooperville" comic strip.


News

Strategic plan focuses on financial outlook

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The draft of a plan to shape Dartmouth's future -- the most comprehensive outline released in more than a decade -- focuses on implementing a new capital campaign to boost sagging finances, according to President of the College James Wright. The document, entitled "Dartmouth College: Forever New," stresses "a strategic vision rather than an overall assessment," Wright said in an interview.


Opinion

Turning on the 'Axis of Evil'

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This is in response to Dan Rothfarb's March 1 column, "One Nation Under God," in which Rothfarb criticizes the Republican administration for making this "a nation guided by faith." Citing President George W.


Opinion

Can Democracy and Faith Coexist?

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Following President George W. Bush's State of the Union address and his "axis of evil" comment, many political commentators have criticized his insensitivity in grouping Iran, Iraq and North Korea together.



News

Assembly closes productive term

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After discussing proposed methods of effecting change in the College alcohol policy, the Student Assembly concluded a productive Winter term that witnessed the creation of a diversity affairs council and the preservation of the faltering Ivy Council. The Assembly followed through with Fall-term programs such as the groundbreaking Undergraduate Teaching Initiative while also laying the foundation for services that will likely come to fruition in future terms. "I think we had a really good term," Student Body President Molly Stutzman '02 said.



Sports

Playoff tickets to be free

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Leave your money at home. President James Wright decided yesterday that the administration will subsidize next weekend's men's and women's playoff hockey tickets for students, allowing all those with an ID card to get into the games for free. Since last year, students have been admitted to all regular-season sporting events gratis.


News

Dick's House faces negative image

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Under the observant -- and often pink -- eye of the Dartmouth student body, Dick's House has managed to gain a less-than-desirable reputation despite a reputable staff, plentiful funding and adequate space. Rumors of misdiagnoses, long waits and inept practitioners infect the perception of college health services -- yet students still overwhelmingly approve of Dick's House. According to a health-service satisfaction survey conducted last summer by the College, 73 percent of responding students said that their overall experience at Dick's House ranged from good to excellent. But the reason why the remaining 27 percent, proportionately the size of a class at Dartmouth, were not sufficiently satisfied with the care at Dick's House may lend some substance to the rumors. "Students should get good care at Dick's House.



News

Leneis '03 follows unlikely path to DOC presidency

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Brad Leneis '03 did not always have a passion for the outdoors. Growing up in the suburban town of Lower Merion, Pa., Leneis never guessed that his path in life would lead him to become president of the Dartmouth Outing Club, the oldest collegiate outing club in the nation. Even after his arrival at Dartmouth, Leneis was not immediately drawn into the activities that would become such an important part of life at the College. "If you had asked me coming off my freshman trip if I was going to be president of the Outing Club, I would definitely have said no," Leneis said. After a first year spent rowing with freshman lightweight crew, Leneis was attracted to the DOC as "something that was very non-competitive." "It was something I figured I'd enjoy doing, though I saw myself as a person who started out at Dartmouth with relatively little outdoor experience," he said. Since that time, however, Leneis has involved himself in a wide range of outdoor activities, from snowboarding to road biking and local hiking trips, all of which he began during his time at Dartmouth. Leneis, an Earth Science major who traveled on the department's off-campus study program last Fall term, is also a member of Psi Upsilon fraternity and a participant in several other campus activities. Despite his busy schedule, which will now include his duties as DOC president, Leneis feels he has no problem accommodating both academic and extracurricular responsibilities. "I'm one of the fortunate few for whom every day is my free time," he said.