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The "Goldman" Years

By Jack Boger | April 7, 2011

When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a sniper. Not just any sniper I aspired to be the next Simo Hayha.

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Dartmouth D-Bags

By Matt Lifson | April 7, 2011

When we applied to Dartmouth, did we agree to become the type of people who automatically places others in neatly-labeled-boxes?

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The Road Most Traveled

By Priya Krishna and Eliza Relman | April 7, 2011

Chances are you've faced at least a few of these choices.

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Frosty's Corner

By Sarah Frostenson | April 7, 2011

The Dartmouth Breakfast Club. There are few things more pivotal in our adolescent development than finding an anthem we can really rally behind.

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Editors' Note

By Christina Wray and Erin Lansky | April 7, 2011

Justin Cozad / The Dartmouth Staff We're concerned: Dartmouth has changed us for the worse.

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The Drunkest Girls at the Party

By Matt Scott and Emily Duke | March 31, 2011

Life has changed. Things are often weird and vague, and when you're high people make you watch "Red Planet." We are post-Gaga living in a material world, both jobless and trying to join the actual world.

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What's up with library renovations?

By Patrick Chen | March 31, 2011

Our generation has grown accustomed to 21st century facilities, and College administrators constantly strive to keep our campus as up-to-date as possible.

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I wrote this at 3 a.m.

By Kathleen Mayer | March 31, 2011

Here's my question: What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld's most irritatingly entrenched legacy being this stupid "What's the deal with " catchphrase?

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What's up with Novack?

By Spenser Mestel | March 31, 2011

So what's the deal with Novack? Why are the lines so long? Why is everyone who works there so good-looking?

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Overheards

By The Dartmouth | March 31, 2011

'14 Girl: TEDx? Did they spell Theta Delt wrong? '11 Girl: I just bought a little thing of Ben and Jerry's.

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What's up with partying at Dartmouth: Keystone Light?

By Lauren Vespoli | March 31, 2011

If you're a Dartmouth student, you don't drink beer. You drink Keystone. And it's always smooth, even when we're not.

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The Light at the End of the Tunnel

By Tom Mandel | March 31, 2011

I just retired as a social chair. Self-call, I know. Despite the enormous chafery that is the job of social chair, the duties of the position allowed me to be one of the few students on campus to regularly enjoy the company of Jack Stinson.

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Dartmouth's My Favorite

By Emily Hirshey | March 31, 2011

When I walked into my house for the first time after spending a week in Costa Rica, my mother was beaming at me.

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What's up with '15s?

By Madeline Zeiss | March 31, 2011

Spring term at Dartmouth doesn't just mean melting snow and facetime on the Green it means prospies.

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What's up with DDS?

By Priya Krishna | March 31, 2011

There has been plenty of controversy and confusion surrounding the remodeling of the Class of 1953 Commons, and although the news section has comprehensively covered these changes, here at The Mirror we thought it was necessary to do some behind-the-scenes investigation into the changes that will be made to the Dartmouth dining experience this term.

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Editors Note

By Christina Wray and Erin Lansky | March 31, 2011

Cover by CATHERINE TREYZ / The Dartmouth Senior Staff It is with moroseness, denial and vodka-abetted tears that we must disclose the following: Due to financial difficulties, The Dartmouth has decided to discontinue The Mirror.

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A Room of My Own

By Gardner Davis | March 31, 2011

Mid Fay 211: The Alamo

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Frosty's Corner

By Sarah Frostenson | March 31, 2011

Truth: It's time for senioritis to kick in. This is it my last term as an undergraduate at Dartmouth College.

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What's up with Dartmouth fashion?

By Patrick Chen | March 31, 2011

I'm no expert on women's fashion, or any fashion for that matter. Still, there are two fashion trends among females in Hanover that just don't make sense.

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What's up with partying at Dartmouth: Sweaty dance parties?

By Eliza Relman | March 31, 2011

What's up with dance parties at Dartmouth? Temperature control, please. No successful dance party can be complete without absurdly loud music, gyrating (less than fully-clothed) bodies and (in most cases) free-flowing, stimulating substances.

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