'14 Girl talking about rush: So I'm thinking Sig Ep's a definite no, Tri Delt maybe ...'11 Girl: Sig Ep's a frat. I don't think you're getting in there anyway.
'13 Phi Delt referencing rogue fire alarm-puller: We just need to disable all of our fire alarms.'13 Phi Delt 2: Dude, our house burned down a year ago.
'14 Girl over Dimensions: Hooking up with prospies is like, community service.
'13 Kayaker: Rowing crew used to be slave labor why would anyone think it's fun?
'14 Guy going home with '11 Girl: Today's my birthday!'11 Girl: How old are you?'14 Guy: Nineteen ... It's okay, my fake ID says I'm 22.
'11 GDX 1: Where are you going?'11 GDX 2 walking new black lab puppy: I was thinking of going through the library, looking for some freshmen chicks.
'12 Pre-med: Dammit, I hate studying. I've seen like six dicks in the past five minutes!
'11 Girl 1: Emma Watson's leaving Brown.'11 Girl 2: I know, I read it on Lord Voldemort's Twitter.
'13 Girl to her roommate: I don't want to go to tails, but can you go to get facetime for me? We're always together, so when people see you, they'll think of me.
