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The Dartmouth
April 13, 2026
The Dartmouth
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Getting to Know the GOP

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There have been plenty of opportunities to poke fun at the president over the last few years, such as incorporating drinking games into the State of the Union Address (the phrase "let me be clear" was easily responsible for the most shots taken since his inauguration). Now presidential primary season is upon us at Dartmouth, and since there are no Democratic primary challengers to poke fun at, I'm forced to focus my affection solely on the Republicans.



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Editors Note

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Lansky-Wray 2012. The Mirror runs fo' Prezident. Inspired by the upcoming Republican debate, we promise to heal our ailing economy, eliminate our national debt and remedy our healthcare system and we'll cure cancer, for that matter.


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Small Town World

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Kids at my high school wore "Keep the White House white" shirts on Election Day. Churches rallied together at a school board meeting to support the dissolution of the Gay-Straight Alliance Club.



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Mirror Tweets

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Despite Dartmouth being bombarded with #praise for its undergraduate teaching, '15s realize that Bio 11 and Math 3 are just as boring as their high school classes.



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Reaching across the Aisle

In the midst of bitter nationwide political rivalry, uncompromising ideology and divisive debate, it is surprising and invigorating to hear that somewhere in the country a Democrat and Republican can engage in meaningful conversation and cooperation.


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Editors Note

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Yoon Ji Kim / The Dartmouth Staff "I have the opportunity to join a brotherhood bigger than myself!" Subtext: Your "brothers" are oh so happy you'll be cleaning their basement for the next year. "But I met so many strong upperclasswomen!" Subtext: That really bitchy senior from your gov seminar was forced to acknowledge you for approximately one minute before dinging you. Sorry we're not sorry: This is The Mirror, and we tell it like it is. Now that we've outraged everyone, we'd like to explain ourselves.




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Overheards

'13 Guy in the Libs: That's the most proletariat thing I've ever heard. '15 Guy 1: I'm really white.


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Mirror Tweets

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Seniors realize they can't spend the rest of their lives irresponsibly #bingingonKeystone and decide to attend the #CareerFair.


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Prim and Proper?

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I recently went to this thing called "Strictly for Seniors." I thought it involved free drinks at Canoe Club, but it was actually a meeting about how to get a job.






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Unabashedly Unaffiliated

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"It's funny. A year ago, I came here loathing the whole [sorority] system," a '14 female confessed, smirking a little as she looked out at the suddenly ubiquitous Greek letters adorning what seemed like every available article of clothing on Collis porch.