Earlier this week, three former employees of @HermanCain accused the presidential hopeful of sexual harrassment. We assume he'll continue denying the charge clearly, the problem with that accusation is that it is #incorrect. Forget the #999plan better to just call #911.
The @NBA season kick-off is still postponed indefinitely, as players and owners can't come to an agreement over cold hard cash. @Kobe, we swear we're trying to empathize, but we're liking @NBC's current line-up a little too much. #brokeassbitcheslovetheSingOff
Initially #crackingdown on "inappopriate" pledge-term pride, @GLOS continues to combat campus vice. The tyrant's next potential targets? Nalgenes, @Collis baked goods and all things @L.L.Bean.
Obama's re-election campaign hits Hanover with a bang! and by "bang!" we mean a limited supply of posters and #piecesofflair. We did snag a pair of #Barackulars though, and have have been blaspheming big business ever since. #socialistcoloredglasses #BarackObobblehead
