'15 Girl 1: You know, I just don't understand some people's fashion sense at Dartmouth. '15 Girl 2: I know! I have seen at least five guys in the last two weeks who think it is fashionable to wear their sweatshirts inside-out. Who does that?
'12 Girl: I'm sometimes so sad about the fact that I don't remember being in utero.
'13 Girl: What's champong? Is it like, with shampoo?
Sig Nu to '82: So, did they have the '80s dance party when you were here?
'12 Zete: Wait, why do elephant walks preclude you from the papacy?
'12 Girl: I guess I'm glad I got denied from birthright. I really didn't want to miss Christmas.
'12 Tri Delt: What are you doing this weekend?'12 TDX: I'm going wife-hunting.
'13 Girl: My main problem with Occupy Dartmouth is that they use up my outlets on Collis porch.
