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The Dartmouth
June 17, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth
Annabel Edelson
The Setonian
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Stall Street Journal ... You Need Help?

Have you been in this bathroom stall all day hiding from the demons that are out to get you? If so, you are probably a paranoid schizophrenic or on drugs. Are you using toilet paper to tie off your upper arm in order to shoot heroin into your vein?

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