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Trollin' in the Night

By Jake Bayer | October 18, 2012

Note to readers (May 23, 2014): When The Dartmouth found thatJake Bayer '16 had fabricated a quotation, wedecided to remove his articles from our website. For a full statement, clickhere.

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'13 Girl: Who even buys Nilla Wafers? What a stupid food. Who is supporting their business? '13 Girl: I once thought I could see the curvature of the Earth, but it turns out I was just really, really high. '14 Girl: I am a perpetual show of shit. '13 Girl: Her voice makes me want to pet puppies, make balloon animals, ride a pony, go on rainbow slides and wear light-up sandals. '13 Girl: My parents definitely wouldn't make me get a job if I went to rehab. '13 Girl: In high school, I joined the track team my senior spring to get in shape for prom.

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Night Terrors... Kind of

By Elizabeth Trager | October 18, 2012

The deranged individuals at CNN Money that rated Hanover as the sixth best place to live in America were obviously off of their collective rockers have you seen how unsafe this town is?

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All-Night Activities

By Iris Liu | October 18, 2012

Whether you're at the library, in a frat basement or arguing on the phone with EBAs about whether or not meatball pizzas are actually a thing, you'll see students out and about at essentially any point in the night.

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Through the Looking Glass: Let the Hazing Begin

By Yesuto Shaw | October 18, 2012

My name is Yesuto Shaw. I'm a '15. And I was hazed. As the rush period has come to an end, the long initiation process known as pledge term has begun, and certain practices have inevitably begun along with it.

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Burning the Midnight Oil

By Kelsey Anspach | October 18, 2012

For many Dartmouth students, the word "all-nighter" immediately ups their adrenaline and increases their heart rate, bringing back strung-out, caffeinated memories.

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Letter from the Editors

By Casey Aylward and Priya Krishna | October 18, 2012

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Late Night Eats

By Natalie Van Brunt | October 18, 2012

Karen Wen / The Dartmouth When I decided to go to Dartmouth, I liked to tell people that I would be immune to the Freshman 15 because I would have to hike 10 miles to the nearest Taco Bell if I wanted a "fourth meal." At the time, I was young, I was naive and I was yet to fall in love with the cheese quesadillas at Late Night Collis. Although we may be in the middle of nowhere, there is no shortage of places to appease your inner glutton after the sun goes down.

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We're Going to Party Like It's 1902... Room

By Lindsay Keare | October 18, 2012

The Class of 1902 Room, one of just two areas in Baker-Berry Library that is open 24 hours a day, is one of the most polarizing rooms on campus.

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The Dartmouth Bucket List

By Lauren Vespoli | October 18, 2012

The recent increased corporate presence on Main Street Hanover inspired me to explore some of the town's oft-forgotten small businesses before they get replaced by a Pottery Barn or even worse a second Starbucks.

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Sleepless in Hanover

By Anuraag Girdhar | October 18, 2012

Every Saturday, I work from 11 p.m. to 2 a.m. at the Berry Information Desk. When I signed up for this shift, I thought it would help me actually get work done and thwart my Saturday night propensity to rage.

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Moderately Good Advice with Gardner and Kate

By Gardner Davis and Kate Taylor | October 18, 2012

Dear Gardner and Kate, I have a two-room double, which is great, but the walls are really thin so my roommate and her boyfriend are keeping me up at night.

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Top 5 things you don't want to happen to you at night

By The Dartmouth Mirror Staff | October 18, 2012

You go to the Heorot highlighter party. Some freshman sets off the alarm by going out the front door of 1902. You check your phone and it's 2:11 a.m. Lose your jacket with your keys, phone, wallet, passport, a family heirloom and your dignity. You leave the highlighter party alone.

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The Dartmouth Bucket List

By Lauren Vespoli | October 11, 2012

The Great Vermont Corn Maze does not mess around. Four friends and I arrived at the maze in Danville 20 minutes after the maze's "last entry" at 2 p.m.

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Overheards

October 11, 2012

'14 Sigma Delt: I'm just looking for a left-handed boyfriend so I can always play strong side. '15 Girl: Do you think that adult diapers are sold in packages? '13 Girl: I hate that Dartmouth made me change my password.'13 Boy: Me too.'13 Girl: What did you change yours to? '13 AZD: Oh my God, I went to the wrong room and ended up at a Tri-Delt pizza party. Geography prof.

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Only Child Syndrome

By Anuraag Girdhar | October 11, 2012

"Through fire and water, from the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth.

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Seeing Double

By Elizabeth Trager | October 11, 2012

Twins have fascinated me ever since I discovered that they were real. How could it possibly happen, I would wonder, that a fortunate assortment of individuals got to exist in doubles?

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Oh, the Different Places You'll Go

By Erin Landau | October 11, 2012

The nature of sibling relationships is tricky you have to unconditionally love each other, but you can't help hating all those little quirks that only become visible after years of living with a person.

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Big Green Sibs

By Lindsay Keare | October 11, 2012

Allison Wang / The Dartmouth Remember when you trolled websites like "College Prowler" and "Rate My Professor" the summer before freshman year, looking for advice about how to navigate the foreign waters of Dartmouth?

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Moderately Good Advice with Gardner and Kate

By Gardner Davis and Kate Taylor | October 11, 2012

Dear Gardner and Kate, Why is there a vending machine next to GreenPrint on FFB? Do you think this is a good idea?Inquisitive Irene '06 Gardner: I have a few problems with this vending machine.