Alice Unchained: Let's get a meal
DDS has been dished a lot of beef lately by our student bod. Among other things, people are unhappy about the 2006 Topside spending reforms, frustrated by the 2,006 people in the pasta line at Collis, and fearful of a surprise attack by Homeplate's vicious Chipwich Monster.
OMG I Saw A Movie
Mission: Impossible III Bad News for Women, Sheep and Cars
Overheard
Midterms have apparently drained us of common sense/basic brain function: "What are those territories, you know, in the Northwest of Canada called?" "The Northwest Territories?" "Oh yeah." '06 Girls, Collis. "What is skeet shooting?
A rallying cry for equality
A Student Responds to the bill that she believes infringes on the Human Rights of asylum seekers by stripping them of due process protections and limiting their access to essential services. The Bill also redefines Undocumented illegal Immigrants as felons and punishes anyone guilty of assisting them.
Tom Kidera (globally) Dominates Your Domepiece
Yesterday I was playing "Risk: The Game of World Domination" and I got to thinking. Yes, thinking.
Alice Unchained: Brothers in the basement
Once upon a time, there was an only-child named "Me." I was a happy little girl, content to hang out on my own, to play flip-bottle by myself and to boot on my rattle without being judged by any cradle-crampin' siblings.
You Ponder This Dartmouth
Dear Hannah and Anna, I've really been crushing on this girl lately. She lives on my hall and we've gone through a full year of flirty banter.
Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My Spanish skills end there, but I respect the traditions of other countries, so I will be celebrating anyway.
Inside This Issue
I have never really thought about starting a blog, because I don't really think I would have enough deep/shallow thoughts to fill it and keep my readership happy.
THE LIST
Here's a style pointer so essential it deserves its own List: bags are beautiful things. You can wear the same one every day and not be guilty of laziness or lack of hygiene.
Steph's So Dartmouth: Urinal Euphoria
By Stephanie Herbert The Dartmouth Staff As columnist emeritus, I have spent the last two terms sequestered in my room, compulsively reading The D online and breaking my vow of silence only to sing Gregorian chants and, on particularly wild nights of solitude, babble in tongues while rocking back and forth, clutching my beloved stuffed hippo.
Gay Dartmouth
Hoots and hollers could be heard from Collis porch Wednesday afternoon -- and the votes weren't done processing for the Student Assembly presidential race.
Alice Unchained: Green Etiquette
As students at one of the most prestigious schools in Hanover, we should all strive to be well-mannered.
You Ponder This Dartmouth
Dear Hannah and Anna, I did not realize how small Hanover was until I saw my professor swapping spit with her husband in the dry cereal isle of the Co-op.
OMYGOD I SAW A MOVIE:
Betrayal: "The Last American Virgi"
Overheard
'07 Guy: "Could I get one of those blueberry rigs?" Novack employee: "You mean a scone?" Novack, Sunday night '07 Girl: "Whoa, Boobs." '06 Girl: "It's not her fault they're big." '07 Girl: "You know, I have large breasts too.
