Midterms have apparently drained us of common sense/basic brain function:
"What are those territories, you know, in the Northwest of Canada called?"
"The Northwest Territories?"
"Oh yeah."
- '06 Girls, Collis.
"What is skeet shooting? Does it involve killing animals? What is a skeet, exactly?"
- '08 Girl, Tridelt.
[cell phone starts playing "Sex and the City" theme]
'06 Girl: "Um, Christopher, why is your cell phone ring the 'Sex and the City' theme'?"
Her High School Brother: "What?! My phone says that's 'Latin!'"
"You know, I didn't know Michael Jackson was black until I came to college?"
- '09 Girl, Alpha Chi.
Girl 1: "I want to hook up with Thayer Guy X."
Girl 2: "Apparently he gave Random Girl Y an STD."
Girl 3: "Still want to hook up with him?"
Girl 1: "Well, now I'm definitely second guessing it. But here's the question -- was it curable? I mean if it's curable we can work with that, but if its just treatable that's not really my bag."
- Wheelock Street
'06 girl to other '06 girl: "Oh my god, like I don't even wanna think about how much saturated fat is on this plate."
Another '06 girl: "Pshhh, I don't even know what saturated fat is."
