Overheard

'07 Guy: "Could I get one of those blueberry rigs?"

Novack employee: "You mean a scone?"

'07 Girl: "Whoa, Boobs."

'06 Girl: "It's not her fault they're big."

'07 Girl: "You know, I have large breasts too. And you know where they are? Securely inside my shirt."

'08 Girl: "I can't believe he would hook up with her."

'06 Girl: "I know! I wouldn't even consider speaking to her."

'06 Girl 1: "Look at those guys sitting awkwardly along the wall, they have to be prospies."

'06 Girl 2: "We're sitting awkwardly along the wall."

'06 Girl 1: "Yeah, but they're wearing American Eagle sweatshirts."

Girl 1: "I didn't know boys had hair on their asses"

Girl 2: "Wait, did you feel it or see it?"

'09 Girl: "So you are really of a different nationality?"

'07 Guy: "Actually Idaho is a state, not a nation ..."

'09: "Ha! You spelled 'Philadelphia' wrong on your crest!"

'07: "That's 'Phi Alpha,' not Philadelphia."