The Friday quickie: Intercourse evaluation
The number of phrases referring to sexual intercourse in the English language is somewhere in the ballpark of a million-bagillion.
The number of phrases referring to sexual intercourse in the English language is somewhere in the ballpark of a million-bagillion.
"I think instead of saying 'f*cked up' we should say 'fogged up.' Like, 'That's fogged up.'" Girl on Main Street "So we're going to Food Plate or Home Court, just give me a call when you get to Thayer." -'09 girl to a friend's voicemail "Winter chic is so hard!" -'09 girl to '09 girl '09 AD 1: "Man, check out that girl ride her unicycle.
One evening early last October, just past midnight, about 30 Native American students were holding their annual Columbus Day drum circle on the Green.
Mascots across the country have come under scrutiny in the past couple of years, leaving many schools no choice but to re-examine their cheer-inducing symbols.
In a conversation with the editor, creators Nic Duquette '04 and Chris Plehal '04 spill Keggy's story -- from why he's better than the Indian to how he would defeat the Dartmoose in a fight
In the spirit of a new term and for all you weary sojourners, let's talk travel. And no crowing about how you packed your carry-ons to mimick Aunt Inocencia's stuffing of the turkey crevice.
Book: "Edie Factory Girl" by David Dalton Poster child of the 1960's counterculture, Warhol muse and original It Girl, Edie Sedgwick has earned a permanent place in the pop culture lexicon.
My name is Alex Howe, and I am Parkhursted. Being suspended from Dartmouth, if I may romanticize, is like being a disavowed secret agent.
The end of the year is a natural time for people to reminisce about recent events, and writers have milked this tendency for decades now.
'07 TriDelt 1: "I am worried. Do you think I should get Plan B?" '07 TriDelt 2: "I don't think so, and if I'm wrong I'll babysit for you." "I can't wait to get pregnant.
I am thankful for: -- Family, friends and laughter. -- Dartmouth -- well most of it. -- Collis baked goods, Molly's bread and Earl Grey tea. -- Formals and Andr. -- I'd be thankful if you got me an internship! I am NOT thankful for: -- Leap years and such that make my 21st birthday fall on Thanksgiving.
Book: "Pat the Politician: A Political Pull and Poke Parody" Light "reading" and the perfect gift for your favorite govy major.
Dartmouth has fraternities, and they are much too important. Students drink, but are also smart. Sometimes people hook up. Oops!
My grandmother takes Thanksgiving very seriously. Her version of Turkey Day includes mailed, rhyming invitations; a coat-and-tie dress code (for the annual family photo, obvi); intricate table decorations and of course a smorgasbord of good food. The feast ranges from the traditional stuffing and turkey, browned to a golden perfection, to southern traditions like country-fried ham and pecan pie. A roommate once laughed at my photo from the big day -- I believe her reaction was something along the lines of "Martha Stewart and Norman Rockwell on crack." But then she had never eaten chocolate bourbon balls or fudge before I came along, so I'm not sure her opinion is really viable. Alas, the one thing my grandmother's Thanksgiving does not provide is the plane ticket for me to attend.
Is that the Dawson's Creek theme song I hear echoing in the distance? Oh-ehm-gee, this must be my last column!
I was talking to a friend the other day and she happened to mention that the past few weeks she has been plagued by a recurring dream.
With the holiday season almost officially upon us, thoughts turn to dreaded holiday shopping. The Sony Playstation 3 and the Nintendo Wii are destined to find their way onto many shopping lists.
With the end of sophomore fall approaching, there is a sense of urgency for self-discovery among the '09 class.
In case you hadn't already realized just how many of your friends at Dartmouth are from the Eastern seaboard (or, in particular, the New York metropolitan area), fall's first holiday vacation makes the geographic breakdown of the College's student body abundantly clear.