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The Dartmouth
June 23, 2024 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth


Asian Girl: "Every Japanese major I know loves anime."

'10 Guy: "Recently, I've started believing in God."

'08 AD: "Oh, really? Why's that?"

'10 Guy: "Oh, because ... like ... only good things happen to me."

'08 Girl: "It's so weird that on a Sunday night there are like a million girls here."

'08 Heorot: "What can I say ... we are just million-Heorots."

  • Basement of Heorot, Sunday night

'06 Heorot at KDE front door: "Don't you know who you're dealing with?! I'm an '06 Heorot muthaf*cker!"

"I'm just here to see some dick. Got any beer?

  • '09 in Collis reliving naked tap night

"That week I thought some dude stole my birth control, I was bleeding furiously."

  • '08 girl in Collis

Sweet Gym Dude 1: "Yah man I don't know, lifting is sweet, but I need cardio. Do you want to run a 5K with me?"

Sweet Gym Dude 2: "Nah man, I don't care about poverty."

'10 Girl: "I heard he has syphilis."

Another '10 Girl: "Well ... I know he has something, but it's so worth it."

  • Talking about an '07 hockey player Sunday night at Heorot

"I'm working on saying things that I don't mean with conviction so I can get a job after graduation."

  • '07 going through corporate recruiting