Asian Girl: "Every Japanese major I know loves anime."
'10 Guy: "Recently, I've started believing in God."
'08 AD: "Oh, really? Why's that?"
'10 Guy: "Oh, because ... like ... only good things happen to me."
'08 Girl: "It's so weird that on a Sunday night there are like a million girls here."
'08 Heorot: "What can I say ... we are just million-Heorots."
- Basement of Heorot, Sunday night
'06 Heorot at KDE front door: "Don't you know who you're dealing with?! I'm an '06 Heorot muthaf*cker!"
"I'm just here to see some dick. Got any beer?
- '09 in Collis reliving naked tap night
"That week I thought some dude stole my birth control, I was bleeding furiously."
- '08 girl in Collis
Sweet Gym Dude 1: "Yah man I don't know, lifting is sweet, but I need cardio. Do you want to run a 5K with me?"
Sweet Gym Dude 2: "Nah man, I don't care about poverty."
'10 Girl: "I heard he has syphilis."
Another '10 Girl: "Well ... I know he has something, but it's so worth it."
- Talking about an '07 hockey player Sunday night at Heorot
"I'm working on saying things that I don't mean with conviction so I can get a job after graduation."
- '07 going through corporate recruiting
