Self-Punishment: The Dartmouth Experience
Even without punishment from S&S and HPo, Dartmouth students choose to punish themselves. We repeatedly cause ourselves stress, fatigue and often physical pain.
Even without punishment from S&S and HPo, Dartmouth students choose to punish themselves. We repeatedly cause ourselves stress, fatigue and often physical pain.
Dartmouth is well-known for producing truly outstanding alumni. To name a few, Dr. Seuss, Mindy Kaling '01 and Timothy Geithner '84 all represent the unique sense of individuality that the College on the Hill strives to instill in its students. Given the laundry list of successful Dartmouth alumni, it is difficult to imagine that any graduate would go on to pursue any sort of life of crime. Consequently, simply going on Google and searching "notorious Dartmouth alum" or "bad Dartmouth alumni" proved difficult.
Maggie Rowland / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Where would we all be without the social cachet of the Big Green?
There's no quality more essential to Dartmouth's identity than its membership in the Ivy League. In fact, I would bet that a shockingly high number of students apply here solely because of its association with seven other elite schools.
In general, ignoring details and falling back on stereotypes for the sake of simplicity is almost always a mistake.
As a small college in rural New Hampshire with an unpretentious social atmosphere, Dartmouth does not enjoy the name recognition or engender the same elitist mentality as its internationally renowned competitors like Harvard, Yale and Princeton. Given these characteristics, it is little wonder that Conan O'Brien joked during his commencement address to the Class of 2011, "Dartmouth, you have an inferiority complex.
When you were trying to figure out your college situation, you probably saw the gorges of Ithaca, ventured across Cambridge Square and almost got mugged in New Haven.
'13 Girl: Your face is smooth today!'13 Boy: Thanks, yours is too! I shaved this morning!'13 Girl: So did I... '12 Girl: I don't even want a job... I just want to be their slave. '14 Wreck: He's really nice, but my type is borderline emotionally abusive. '13 Lax Girl: It's a shame more people on our team don't hook up with each other. '12 Guy in the street with a case of Keystone: And then I said to the policeman, I thought this was a Live Free or Die State!' And then he arrested me. Psych Prof: Rabbits are better research subjects than you guys... They never binge drink before studies and then lie about it. '13 Guy 1: I hear they're Facebook official now.
Marietta Smith / The Dartmouth In his speech to the Class of 2011, Conan O'Brien compared Dartmouth to its Ivy League peers by referring to it as the "cool, sexually confident lacrosse-playing younger sibling who knows how to throw a party and looks good in a down vest." Without a doubt, Dartmouth is a unique constituent in the Ivy League.
Of all the benign questions I'm asked at holiday parties, the one I dread the most goes something like, "So tell me, how do you like Dartmouth?" I always feel obligated to talk about Dartmouth in terms of other schools in order to provide a frame of reference.
This is the story of a haircut. I used to have long hair. Really long hair. I looked different.
Because before there was Facebook, there was facetime. Because what even is the "Cornell School of Industrial and Labor Relations?" Because we'd rather inhale the clean mountain air than clouds of Philadelphia poison gas. Because we may not have Emma Watson, but we have (had?) the Sun God. Because the Ledyard Challenge is fun.
Step outside wearing army pants and flip-flops. Just because Regina did it, doesn't mean you should. Give a friendly punch to your bundled up best friend, only to realize it's your religion prof. [Insert cliche about falling in the snow here] Make a snow angel.
I remember my freshman year 4,000 students packed into Leede Arena for the first home basketball game.
This past fall, I ventured from the summer glory of my Hanover home away from home to the slightly larger metropolis of London.
On the last day of my DOC Trip, I remember the sound of dozens of '14s singing songs and chatting excitedly with one another on our bus from Moosilauke Ravine Lodge to Hanover.
Beginning with first moments on campus, new Dartmouth students are immediately embraced as members of the community, enabling them to truly feel that Dartmouth is their new home.
This is the story of a daiquiri. There are only one or two things worth drinking. White wine and daiquiris are tops.
'14 Guy: It's a big turn on, girls with cold necks. '13 Guy in FoCo: People only like me in small doses.
Jamie Mercado / The Dartmouth "Welcome Home." As a Dartmouth student, you hear and see that phrase almost constantly the residential life packet you receive in the mail before freshman Fall, that flashy banner that greets you when you arrive on Robo lawn for Trips.