- Because before there was Facebook, there was facetime.
- Because what even is the "Cornell School of Industrial and Labor Relations?"
- Because we'd rather inhale the clean mountain air than clouds of Philadelphia poison gas.
- Because we may not have Emma Watson, but we have (had?) the Sun God.
- Because the Ledyard Challenge is fun. The Charles Challenge is a death sentence.
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