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May 9, 2026
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Top 5 Reasons You Are Glad to Go to Dartmouth and Not Any Other Ivy

  1. Because before there was Facebook, there was facetime.
  2. Because what even is the "Cornell School of Industrial and Labor Relations?"
  3. Because we'd rather inhale the clean mountain air than clouds of Philadelphia poison gas.
  4. Because we may not have Emma Watson, but we have (had?) the Sun God.
  5. Because the Ledyard Challenge is fun. The Charles Challenge is a death sentence.

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