'13 Girl: Your face is smooth today!'13 Boy: Thanks, yours is too! I shaved this morning!'13 Girl: So did I...
'12 Girl: I don't even want a job... I just want to be their slave.
'14 Wreck: He's really nice, but my type is borderline emotionally abusive.
'13 Lax Girl: It's a shame more people on our team don't hook up with each other.
'12 Guy in the street with a case of Keystone: And then I said to the policeman, I thought this was a Live Free or Die State!' And then he arrested me.
Psych Prof: Rabbits are better research subjects than you guys... They never binge drink before studies and then lie about it.
'13 Guy 1: I hear they're Facebook official now. '13 Guy 2: Yeah, I would have liked' it, except I didn't like it.
'13 Girl 1: I find it really interesting that ADs and TDXs are now deigning to go to other houses.'13 Girl 2: It's the worst! The school is punishing the rest of us for them getting in trouble!
'12 Artsy Kid: This is a phallus. This is a phallus. I'm a phallus.
