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October 18, 2026
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Top 5 Ways to Embarrass Yourself this Winter

  1. Step outside wearing army pants and flip-flops. Just because Regina did it, doesn't mean you should.
  2. Give a friendly punch to your bundled up best friend, only to realize it's your religion prof.
  3. [Insert cliche about falling in the snow here]
  4. Make a snow angel. Where do you think we are, Canada?
  5. Make your Facebook status about the weather (e.g. 12Whyisitsocoldoutside.)

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