'14 Guy: It's a big turn on, girls with cold necks.
'13 Guy in FoCo: People only like me in small doses. It's a shame because I have such a huge penis.
'13 Tri-Delt: According to my internal clock, it's almost GDX time.
'13 Girl drinking Jack Daniels: Ew. How does Ke$ha brush her teeth with this shit?
'13 Boy: Are you excited for Avicii?'12 Friday Night Rocker: Eh. I'm down as a "maybe" on Facebook
'13 Boy: One time, I was deleting a lot of friends, and Facebook told me I was spamming.
'13 Guy to '13 Kappa: Are you the Kappa Klepto? Because you just stole my heart.
'13 Girl: I don't get tan, I get freckles and skin cancer.
'14 Guy: Dartmouth is like P90X for your liver.
