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Stall Street Journal ... You Need Help?

By Annabel Edelson | November 17, 2011

Have you been in this bathroom stall all day hiding from the demons that are out to get you? If so, you are probably a paranoid schizophrenic or on drugs. Are you using toilet paper to tie off your upper arm in order to shoot heroin into your vein?

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Mirror Blotter

By Myrel Iturrey | November 17, 2011

Nov. 9, 1:45 a.m.Fahey-McLane residence hallHanover Police took an intoxicated male member of the Class of 2015 into protective custody after an officer found him dropping condoms filled with water from his second-floor window in Fahey Hall onto pedestrians below.

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Mirror Tweets

By The Dartmouth Mirror Staff | November 17, 2011

Despite heavy rains on Wednesday evening, the candlelight vigil on the Green held strong. Even with technical difficulties candles + rain = :/ many students sported white tees to show support for the cause.

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The Mirror Talk Real One Day: #Facetime, #HookingUp and #LOLcats

By Kelsey Anspach | November 17, 2011

We'll start with some snarky grabber (and a comment in parentheses to make said sentence actually snarky). But what's this about a "grabber" why are we even worried about getting you to read our shit in the first place?? This whole thing could be crap but you better believe it won't be and you'd all still read it anywayz because the truth is that when you say you "read The D" you actually only read The Mirror (insert self-call here). There's no way we tried too hard to write that first graf and that's why you heart us.

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Overheards

November 17, 2011

'13 Girl 1: There's no hope in finding boys. We're junior girls, we're socially irrelevant.'13 Girl 2: Even more than senior girls?'13 Girl 1: Yea, senior girls have that "renewed spirit" thing going on. '13 Girl, spreading icing on a piece of bread in the 1902 Room: It's like cake, but different. '14 Guy: You're wearing jeans to formal?'13 Guy: I'm allowed to because I'm into fashion.

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Breaking News: '15s Ask for Help!

By Madeline Zeiss | November 17, 2011

Finals are soon approaching, with anxiety and downright panic soon to follow. I'm definitely not an expert at time management or organization, but after experiencing three finals periods I feel as if I have some valuable advice to bestow on the baby freshmen. Do I need to study hard for my finals?### No, absolutely not.

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A Roommate of My Own

By Erin Landau | November 17, 2011

Bad roommates are surprisingly hard to come by these days. Everyone has his shit together and knows what he wants to do with the rest of his life.

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Chicken and Waffles

By Peter Stein | November 17, 2011

This is the story of fall. When I was little, my parents, aunts, uncles and grandparents tried to teach me about life.

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You've Got Mail!

By Mackenzie Bohannon | November 17, 2011

**From: "Freshman" Date: February 28, 2011 12:17:00 PM EDTTo: recipient list suppressedSubject: LOST: BLACK NORTHFACEReply-To: 15folyfe 15folyfe@Dartmouth.EDU**### So so so sorry for spamming everyone's inboxes, but I'm missing a big, puffy black Northface since the TriKap dance party last night.

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Scratching that Itch: STDs and Sexual Health

By Jack Boger | November 10, 2011

We always think everything bad will happen to other people. We watch our teammates tear ACLs, our friends get Good Sammed and our peers flunk tests, but we swear it could never happen to us. This attitude extends to our sexual proclivities.

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Overheards

November 10, 2011

'14 Girl answering question in class: Morgan Freeman. And by Morgan Freeman, I mean Nelson Mandela. '15 Guy to Pong Partner: Dude, if we lose this game, I am going to Good Sam you. '12 Girl: I want to use the word "betch" more.'14 Guy: Stop trying to make "betch" happen.

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