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The Dartmouth
December 16, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth

Overheards

'13 Guy to '15 Girl: "Tails" is a term you should know. The first time I heard the term tails, it was from a gay guy, and I was expecting something completely different.

'12 Rho Chi: When all is said and done, my job comes down to facilitating insecurity.

'15 Girl 1: I really don't understand this obsession with flair.'15 Girl 2: I think it's only okay if it's slutty.

'12 AD 1: My facial hair grows way faster on my neck than my face...which is starting to become an issue. '12 AD 2: Dude, that's gross.

'13 Guy: Gay friends aren't Beanie Babies. You don't have to collect us!

'15 Girl: He's the kind of econ professor I want to bake me cookies and snuggle with while we watch "Sex and the City."

'12 Girl: I forgot what beer tastes like. I thought it was going to be a ginger flower.

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