- It is illegal to tap your feet, nod your head or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern (frat), restaurant (Molly's) or cafe (One Wheelock?).
- Men wearing kilts must use female bathrooms.
- It is illegal to get drunk or have a picnic at a cemetery.
- Any common piper, fiddler, juggler or magician may be sentenced to jail (exact text of the law it's unclear).
- On Sundays, citizens may not go to the bathroom while looking up.
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